Want to break the ice? Why not try
out one or two of our many chat up lines for women. Most of the
lines are a bit corny so you should treat them as a bit of fun.
However, you may be able to adapt some of them to suit a particular
occasion and your own personality.
We have divided up the chat up lines
into two groups: Chat up lines for
men and chat up lines for
Alternatively, if you have a great line that's worked for you, why
not email us your
chat up line.
I would buy u a drink but i'd be jealous of the straw
Do you sleep on your stomach?
If not, can I?
Treat me like a tent and put me up
for the night.
I've lost the loving feeling please help me find it...
Hey, my name is Naomi; that's 'I Moan' backwards!
That shirt looks good on you, but
it would look better on my bedroom floor.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican
Is that a mobile in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
I've had quite a bit to drink, and
you're beginning to look pretty good.
Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by
If I told you that you remind me of my mum, would you tuck me in
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Are you wearing boxers bought on the moon? [Why] Because your arse
is totally out of this world!
Have you got a map [why?]? Because I've got lost in your eyes
Have I seen your picture somewhere? Oh that's right, I saw it in
the dictionary right next to AMAZING!
Have you got a calculator on you? I need to work how much I like
You've been a very naughty boy: get to my room!
Have you got a girlfriend? 'Bout time you got an upgrade.
Roses are red; violets are blue; if I had a wish I'd wish for you
I don't care if I go to hell now because I have just seen heaven
Congratulations, you've just won my heart!
I bet you ten quid you will turn me down
You're ugly, but you interest me.
I'm not going to kiss you, otherwise I will get tooth decay, you
are much too sweet!
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!