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chat up lines for men

Want to break the ice? Why not try out one or two of our many chat up lines for men. Most of the lines are a bit corny so you should treat them as a bit of fun. However, you may be able to adapt some of them to suit a particular occasion and your own personality.

We have divided up the chat up lines into two groups: Chat up lines for men and chat up lines for women.

Alternatively, if you have a great line that's worked for you, why not email us your chat up line.


Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button

I would buy u a drink but i'd be jealous of the straw

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

That dress looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Have you got a map [why?]? Because I've got lost in your eyes.

Have I seen your picture somewhere? Oh that's right, I saw it in the dictionary right next to AMAZING!

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

Roses are red, violets are blue, come back to my house and ill show you what to do.

Have you got 20p? My mum said ring her when I fall in love...

Is your last name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Treat me like a tent and put me up for the night.

Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again?

If I told you that you remind me of my mum, would you tuck me in bed tonight?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Hi my name's Big Mike, and I'm mighty tall as well.

I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bed Rock!

Are you wearing knickers bought on the moon? [Why] Because your arse is totally out of this world!

That's a nice top you're wearing, can I talk you out of it?

Have you got a calculator on you? I need to work how much I like you.

If a thousand poets, wrote for a thousand years, they would still not be able to describe your beauty.

You've been a very naughty girl: get to my room!

I'm Nicholas, just like you will be!

What has 100 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zip!

I've lost the loving feeling please help me find it...

Have you got a boyfriend? 'Bout time you got an upgrade.

Roses are red; violets are blue; if I had a wish I'd wish for you!

I don't care if I go to hell now because I have just seen heaven

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