I would buy u a drink but i'd be
jealous of the straw
If your left leg is Thanksgiving
and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
That dress looks good on you, but
it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Have you got a map [why?]? Because I've got lost in your eyes.
Have I seen your picture somewhere? Oh that's right, I saw it in
the dictionary right next to AMAZING!
Do you sleep on your stomach? If
not, can I?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
come back to my house and ill show you what to do.
Have you got 20p? My mum said ring
her when I fall in love...
Is your last name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty
Treat me like a tent and put me up for the night.
Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by
If I told you that you remind me of my mum, would you tuck me in
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
Hi my name's Big Mike, and I'm mighty tall as well.
I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bed Rock!
Are you wearing knickers bought on the moon? [Why] Because your
arse is totally out of this world!
That's a nice top you're wearing, can I talk you out of it?
Have you got a calculator on you? I need to work how much I like
If a thousand poets, wrote for a thousand years, they would still
not be able to describe your beauty.
You've been a very naughty girl: get to my room!
I'm Nicholas, just like you will be!
What has 100 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My Zip!
I've lost the loving feeling please help me find it...
Have you got a boyfriend? 'Bout time you got an upgrade.
Roses are red; violets are blue; if I had a wish I'd wish for you!
I don't care if I go to hell now because I have just seen heaven